Jane, 20. PDX. “I’m not a cool person, I’m not like somebody who leans on lampposts, flipping nickels in the air”Hey, Buddy.Tumblr (3.0; @fuckyouforlikingcoolshit)http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/acetrainerkamau replied to your post: When I’m nervous I put things in question form? Yay...<p><a class="username" href="http://acetrainerkamau.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">acetrainerkamau</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890884800/when-im-nervous-i-put-things-in-question-form" target="_blank">post</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890884800/when-im-nervous-i-put-things-in-question-form" target="_blank"> When I’m nervous I put things in question form? </a> </em></p> <blockquote>Yay hugs!</blockquote> <p>I&#8217;d put down my dessert to hug you any day, Kamau.</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50891589352http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50891589352Sun, 19 May 2013 23:49:00 -0700acetrainerkamauI think you are most radical and quite a spectacular person in general.<p>Radical! I am indeed spectacular in general, but more specifically I’m a little bloated right now.</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50891051774http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50891051774Sun, 19 May 2013 23:35:40 -0700AnonymousWhen I'm nervous I put things in question form?<p>Hey anon, I hope I don’t make you nervous. I get nervous a lot and it’s no fun. You’re safe here. *group hug with just the two of us*</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890884800http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890884800Sun, 19 May 2013 23:31:42 -0700AnonymousI just followed you a few days ago but I already want to hug you until the end of time?<p>Why is this in question form? Clearly the answer to everything is hugging me until the end of time.</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890628757http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890628757Sun, 19 May 2013 23:25:41 -0700AnonymousOne word: AWESOME. (well, techincally that was three words... now, eleven)<p>Woohoo!</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890584177http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890584177Sun, 19 May 2013 23:24:39 -0700AnonymousAnonymously tell me your honest opinion about me.http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890176701http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50890176701Sun, 19 May 2013 23:15:30 -0700do itAww! Thanks! You cheered me up. you're amazing! *bear hug*<p>You’re amazing too! *Bare hug* ;)</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50889903029http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50889903029Sun, 19 May 2013 23:09:00 -0700wisdomspearlDo these guys not know you invented Pretty Girls Holding Desserts? They better recognize..<p>I’m a goddamn inventor and will be treated with due respect!</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50833693186http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50833693186Sun, 19 May 2013 10:33:00 -0700acetrainerkamauwisdomspearl: In which Lizzy with her magical powers swooped in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a43c1168ef207f2f73fc8154ac3262c/tumblr_mn1ghxTaX41qbsxw3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7310d8fe7ef9fb1a57110781f3b1736/tumblr_mn1ghxTaX41qbsxw3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ca1ffd96008dad796a62c5e17badf6e7/tumblr_mn1ghxTaX41qbsxw3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26843ea341767f100d5f3f0c4de6b2a7/tumblr_mn1ghxTaX41qbsxw3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wisdomspearl.tumblr.com/post/50801774753/in-which-lizzy-with-her-magical-powers-swooped-in" target="_blank">wisdomspearl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In which Lizzy with her magical powers swooped in to help when one of her fellow TUMBLR sisters was in trouble… AND DREW ALL OVER HIS FACE.</p> </blockquote> <p>Lizzy saves me every time! I should have known from his shirt not to mess with him.</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50802392585http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50802392585Sun, 19 May 2013 02:26:10 -0700I think that guys should all be required to have yelp pages and if the get too many negative reviews then they have to wear douche shirtsit is lawwe like JUST became tumblr buddies but I'm sorry that old creepy men are the worst. you are too cool for them, and they should know that and thusly leave you alone.<p>Aww, thanks new friend! I should make a button that says “I’m too cool for you, old creepy men” and wear it to parties. I could do this, I have a button maker. Yeah, this is happening. Thanks for the inspiration! You’re really cool too!!!</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50801457457http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50801457457Sun, 19 May 2013 02:13:36 -0700Did you know that according to a recent survey, 100% of Lissas want to hug you forever?<p>Did you know that it’s a fact that 100% of Janes are crying and hugging their screens right not because her friend are wonderful and perfect and they make all the bad guys go away? Did you know that?</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50800920607http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50800920607Sun, 19 May 2013 02:05:43 -0700Next time a dude starts hitting on you, scream out WISDOMS PEARL! and I will poof up out of nowhere in a cloud of glitter sparkles and DRAW ALL OVER THEIR FACE.<p>That certainly would have made his face more fun to look at! Hell if you drew him I probably would have given my number. But alas, he was not a figment of your imagination, but a real guy who ruins parties for me. Thanks Lizzy! I know you’re always out there ready to protect me.</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50800094627http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50800094627Sun, 19 May 2013 01:51:17 -0700Creepy guy at party! Was ten years older than me! Knows my older brother! Used to have the job the I...<p>Creepy guy at party! Was ten years older than me! Knows my older brother! Used to have the job the I have now! backed me into a corner to talk to me! my friend had to come and save me! creepy crawly under my skin! I&#8217;m pretty drunk! he already friend requested me on facebook! Could use someone to talk to and make me feel better! </p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50799769726http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50799769726Sun, 19 May 2013 01:44:34 -0700this is a weird postbut guys aggressively hitting on me at parties makes my anxiety act upwisdomspearl: “At what point did you realize you were trying...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4128fdb32c7feba74d7419ea7d994257/tumblr_mn16emN6dT1qbsxw3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wisdomspearl.tumblr.com/post/50791984635/at-what-point-did-you-realize-you-were-trying-too" target="_blank">wisdomspearl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“At what point did you realize you were trying too hard?” for <a href="http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com" target="_blank">fuckyouforlikingcoolshit</a> </p> <p>She wanted to do an anthropological study on turtle culture and the subtlety of their ways but she ended up getting way too excited and blew her cover when dinner time had arrived…</p> </blockquote> <p>This is so amazing and accurate. Am I in a ninja mask too? This is too good!!! I’ll cherish it forever!</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50798205132http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50798205132Sun, 19 May 2013 01:02:28 -0700turtlemeYou're the best!!I love the skeptical turtleI'm so bad at tagging when I'm drunkkintyres replied to your photo: In case you guys were wondering, that guy did&#8230; he’s legit...<p><a class="username" href="http://kintyres.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">kintyres</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50759825323/in-case-you-guys-were-wondering-that-guy-did" target="_blank">photo</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50759825323/in-case-you-guys-were-wondering-that-guy-did" target="_blank"> In case you guys were wondering, that guy did&#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote>he’s legit gonna need some ice for that nixon burn, a++</blockquote> <p>Thanks! That and the grandpa thing had me laughing at myself for minutes!</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50781070704http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50781070704Sat, 18 May 2013 19:55:17 -0700kintyresdinocube replied to your photo: In case you guys were wondering, that guy did&#8230; Maybe he...<p><a class="username" href="http://dinocube.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">dinocube</a> replied to your <a class="notification_target" href="http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50759825323/in-case-you-guys-were-wondering-that-guy-did" target="_blank">photo</a><span class="colon">:</span> <em> <a href="http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50759825323/in-case-you-guys-were-wondering-that-guy-did" target="_blank"> In case you guys were wondering, that guy did&#8230; </a> </em></p> <blockquote>Maybe he was just conducting a survey and is asking everyone that question? “I’m a feminist. I deserve to know how you enjoy cooking things.”</blockquote> <p>He should have been more clear. I would be happy to answer domestic questions in the name of feminism.</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50766837704http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50766837704Sat, 18 May 2013 16:20:59 -0700dinocubeAdam gets it!Real feminist manIn case you guys were wondering, that guy did respond to me...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a28c50a79e4647192adeb34fee4068c5/tumblr_mn0k7qGQCE1qevzu1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In case you guys were wondering, that guy did respond to me telling him his age. It was probably the best thing ever. </p> <p>(I mention that I’m a feminist on my profile so that’s why he said the feminism thing.)</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50759825323http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50759825323Sat, 18 May 2013 14:40:38 -0700OkCupidtoo mean?too late.Bitches be crazyI love the part where he called my mom old and dumb because she's only like five years older then himI'm sorry but that little okcupid thing was my first drawing of the day lol<p>It was the best! Don’t ever apologize!!! Even for murder.</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50754157361http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50754157361Sat, 18 May 2013 13:23:43 -0700wisdomspearlwisdomspearl: the plight of OKCupid users across the...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/180c5caa0fc80f05fd74e339e180ef33/tumblr_mn0g9fp76I1qbsxw3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb6a8298b47c6fe9f90f41ebfe99ad2d/tumblr_mn0g9fp76I1qbsxw3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3bd68e352d54fbdaa5b9285cb075c77/tumblr_mn0g9fp76I1qbsxw3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6f74c023f94c39431b43315250e3794/tumblr_mn0g9fp76I1qbsxw3o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wisdomspearl.tumblr.com/post/50753551678/the-plight-of-okcupid-users-across-the-world" target="_blank">wisdomspearl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the plight of OKCupid users across the world</p> <p>inspired by <a href="http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50751159616/when-old-dudes-message-me-on-okcupid-i-assume-they" target="_blank">this little scenario</a></p> </blockquote> <p>OMG you put me in my favorite t-shirt and everything!!! You’re perfect and this is perfect!! <br/>Look what Lizzy drew for me, guys!!!!!</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50754101144http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50754101144Sat, 18 May 2013 13:22:56 -0700artmy exact thoughts whenever I get a message and it's always a huge disappointmentYou don't even have to spell my url correctly because you're still perfect.later on in the convo he called me a bitch and told me my mom is stupidHow do you like to cook your marshmallow though? The suspense is killing me.<p>Slowly. If you light on fire it doesn’t melt all the way through, so I hold it down close the the glowing embers until it’s lightly browned on the outside. It’s perfect every time.</p>http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50752494729http://fuckyouforlikingcoolshit.tumblr.com/post/50752494729Sat, 18 May 2013 13:00:47 -0700dinocubeI'm answering this publicly because the people have the right to know.