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and then I’m going to move back to Portland and never leave again.

I’m going to date Portland boys, who have an average IQ that is at least twenty points higher than that of Eugene boys. 

I’m going to live with my sister and fight with her all the time and it will be lovely because after fights we usually get food.

I’m going to get rid of this trapped, anxious feeling that this town has caused me.

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issarae:

ABG Season 2 premiering in June on Pharrell’s @i_am_OTHER YouTube Channel.

[NOTE: Don’t worry, ALL characters will be coming back from the second season.]

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Break-Up Lines

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Pete Holmes favorited one of my tweets

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